Splod

=

Splotch / A flat-footed walk / A clumsy person

In the black country we say:

Splod

This translates to:

Splotch / A flat-footed walk / A clumsy person

Example Sentence
There's a big splod o' paint on the floor. / 'E walks with a bit of a splod.
Description
In Black Country dialect, 'splod' can mean a splotch or stain. It can also refer to a flat-footed, heavy way of walking, or a clumsy person (a 'big splod').